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2017

#1427: The April Fool’s Hash & GZ Metro Hash #4

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Post date April 17, 2017
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2017

#1426 The Triple XXX-Ray Fuckoff Hash

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Post date April 10, 2017
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2017

#1424 The Estrogen Adventure

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Post date April 10, 2017
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2017

#1423: The Vintage 1964 Hash

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Post date April 8, 2017
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2017

#1420 The Creme-de-la Creme hash

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Post date April 8, 2017
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After hearing a chorus* of cumplaining following last week’s rather familiar trail, the AssGM decided to take it upon himself to make the hash great again with a beautiful and well-marked virgin trail. Knowing that he (himself being a prodigious wad of seminal substance) has more than enough in him to spunk up a trail, Hunka has decided to bring along a cohare to collect any of the extra ‘drippings’ of flour that might go astray. If all goes well, we’ll have another excellent Hunka trail complete with orgasmic views, a 400m back check, and of course – beer!

Cum Saturday to see when ‘Spunk meets Le Petite Pains de Creme and a new virgin hare is born along the greatest hash ever!

*Actually only Hunka and Constipation.

What: GZH3 Run #1420: Le Crème de la Crème Hash

When: Saturday, February 18th – Meet at 1PM SHARP

Where: The Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hares: Hunkaspunk & VIRGIN HARE Creamy Buns

Next weekend is the annual Conghua Hot Spring Hash, and your bus seat is waiting to be reserved. Space is limited to ONE BUS, so it is first cum-first served! We are down to the final ELEVEN spots on the bus so register yourself ASAP.

Your run fee gets you two hashes, two circles, two bashes, bus, hotel room, hot spring debauchery, and (of course) all the beer you can ask for! Contact 3IOP, Womb Raider, or Thumbelprints to reserve your spot.

What: GZH3 Runs #1421 & 1422: Conghua Hot Spring Hash Weekend

When: Saturday & Sunday, February 25th-26th. Meet at 11AM on Saturday, return Sunday evening.

Where: The Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hares: Turtlehead, Scratch-n-Sniff, & Cum Cannon

On On!

-Three Inches of Pain

2017

#1421 & 1422 – The Hot Springs Hashes

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Post date April 5, 2017
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2017

#1419 – The Appeasement Hash

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Post date April 5, 2017
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2017

#1417 – The Rise of the Cock Hash

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Post date April 5, 2017
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2017

#1414 – The Double Fourteen Hash

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Post date April 5, 2017
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2016

Run #1413: ‘The Fuck-Off 2016 Hash’

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Post date March 27, 2017
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Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

2016 gave us Brexit, President Trump, ‘Suicide Squad,’ that one trail by Three Inches of Pain, heinous acts of terrorism, No Means No, and an endless list of other tragedies. It also took a number of legends from us; Prince, Bowie, Himalaya, Arnold Palmer, Leonard Cohen, Hello Sailor, Muhammad Ali, Princess Leia, and Double-00*.

Cum Saturday to not only celebrate the official fucking-off of 2016, but also the fucking off of Thumbelprints on Jan. 1 as she returns to Malaysia. We’ve become so liberated that the Hash Cash is leaving that the best caption on the attached photo wins a FREE HASH. Go.

As many of you have likely committed to spending 1000s of RMB on shitty service at overcrowded parties, there will be NO HASH DINNER and the bus will be leaving B-point around 6:30.

*Coincidentally, both Carrie Fisher and Double-00 looked great in a gold bikini in 1983.

What: GZH3 Run #1413: Fuck Off 2016

When: Saturday, December 31st- 1:00PM SHARP! No hash bash means early arrival to Mango – approx. 7:30pm.

Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Metro Exit B

Hares: Thumbelprints & Fill-Her-Up!

To get the ball rolling on hashing in 2017, the Guangzhou Metro Hash makes its 3rd run as we continue the haring education of Seedy Gonzales. Will he learn to cum slowly and lovingly like Turtlehead, or will he prematurely and quickly spray his seed all over Guangzhou like Cum Cannon?

We’ll see who is able to seduce Seedy with their methods as we run A-to-A from Xiangang Exit D, which is on the new eastern extension of Line 6. Follow the flour from Exit D to find the A-Point restaurant a short walk away. Dinner/beer will be divided equally.

What: GZMetroHash #3: The Sexual Education of Seedy

When: Monday, January 2nd – Meet at 1PM, On On at 1:30PM

Where: Xiangang Metro Exit D (Line 6) (Follow flour to A)

Hares: Cum Cannon, Turtlehead, & Seedy Gonzalez

On On!

-Three Inches of Pain